Mommy left me alone with Daddy and it’s been painful

Life is awesome when Mom and Dad are with me. Sometimes they both go away and leave me with Grandma, that’s a great time to (she has lots of treats). Sometimes Dad goes away and leaves me with Mom…that’s a girl party. But this week, Mom left me with Dad. Don’t get me wrong, he’s nice – but totally boring. All he did this weekend was sit in front of the TV and watch a bunch of guys chase a little white ball around.

First of all, I apologize for taking a whole year out from updates. My daddy is in control of the internet updates – he said something about being in COVID-19 jail since last year! Whatever that means?

Things seem to be getting back to normal now. How do I know? Because I got dragged to the puppy primping parlor. $125 later and I feel like a shorn sheep in Ugg Boots. Daddy laughed at me but a stranger on the street said I looked like a “Show Dog”. I want to go live with that stranger.

Anyway…give me a few weeks and I’ll grow out a little.

It’s been a while since I posted. Mom and Grandma drove me back to Florida then (WTF without a paw in the sand) turned around and drove me back to Ohio. They went the long, and pretty, way so I got to see West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia on the way. I’m now a 15 state doggie!

I’m glad to say that I’m an equal opportunity barker – Squirrels seem to be the same in every state, although Daddy said there’s a place in New York called Central Park that has something called “Crack Squirrels and Rabies”. I can’t wait to see them…Sounds like a special kind of Rabbit that lives in a crack. Awesome!

In Ohio they have Snow. It’s cold, wet and sticks in my hair. Let me know if this is a good look? I’m feeling pretty good about it.

It’s November 8, 2019. I’m 3 years young today. A lot has happened in the last few months. Mommy & Daddy stopped talking about retirement and decided to move to yet another state…Ohio. You say OH, I say it’s F-in Cold!🥶🥶

Anyway, I’m a well travelled dog and have now been to Florida-Alabama-Mississippi-Louisiana-Texas-New Mexico-Arkansas-Tennessee-Kentucky and Ohio. That’s just two states short of the average American human. Mom keeps talking about some place called “Canada”. Apparently there are things called Bears, Moose & Bieber up there.

Ohio is cold but awesome…I have a crazy new home; They have white fluffy stuff that falls from the sky…They have squirrels that look like they take steroids. They have a lot of leaves and in my posh new neighborhood, 80% of the dogs are doodles. Mom calls it Snootyville 2.

Here I am, taking a nap in my nice warm home on my blanket. See you soon.

Or is that Bexas! I’m back at the house in Plano. The weather is good (mostly) the back yard is looking good. And the smells of local critters are amazing – mostly bunny rabbits. I occasionally get to chase one (and lose). Eating bunny poop is a good consolation prize!

Hanging around the house is fun…Almost on the couch…

Warming up by the fire

My dad has a new camera app…he took this picture of me that makes me look like a crazy windswept scruff-a-doodle.  I’m really only one good bath and blow dry away from looking like Farrah-Fawcett-a-doodle…Stand By!

OK, apparently there’s a thing going on called the World Cup.  It involves shouting a LOT…it involves daddy running around like he has some kind of psychological disorder.  It seems to involve many bottles of beer.

Daddy tells me that I’m from a place called England ??????? and makes me wear this scarf!

I’m good with that….BTW, Daddy says that Sweden ?? is a horrible place.

OK, guess who got new iPhones?

Now they take unflattering shots like this…where I have no legs, no tail, blonde mustache and only one eye.

At least I’m smiling!

anyway, I’m over 1 year of living with my forever family.  It’s been a success from my perspective…I’ve never pooped in the house (or refrigerator). I occasionally pee a tiny bit but only when I’m excited to see someone – so that doesn’t count…it’s my gift to them.

i haven’t chewed up anything except 500 flying squirrels and my own bed.

here is a nicer picture…I’m sweet and loving and past my warranty date, so the humans are stuck with me!  Ha!!

I made it to 1 year old.   Donald trump is still our president.  Hillary still didn’t win but is still blaming everyone else except herself.

but what’s most important is that I’m now a tall elegant labradoodle. Here I am on the fishing boat yesterday.

Mommy said that I look like a person in a dog costume!  That’s how I feel too.

how about that fluffy tail!

One week away from my first birthday and I’ve discovered that there’s is this thing called Halloween. Apparently it’s a time when people wear costumes and pretend to be someone or something else.  Apparently, when you have a dog, it’s the dog that wears the costumes.  Look at what mom and dad did to me…

Santa Claus…this one makes me look like I have a big head an tiny paws…not cool!

Pirate Hat…minimalist, but I do like the bones on it!

This was their favorite and my least favorite.  Apparently I’m supposed to look like an Ewok from Star Wars…what the hell is that?

As you can see, I’m reall not happy with this one…but it makes everyone else smile so “What the Pup!”

is it my Birthday yet?