Ok, you need to be scared…I am growing up and ready to take on the world…I hate bad guys…

My Bro’s in the picture have my back.  If the Ninja Panda doesn’t get you then the psycho bear will take you down!

I am ready to defend my new family!

BTW, Merry Christmas.   I love being alive and I can’t wait to get to meet my new Mommy and Daddy!

#PuppyStrong

OK,  I’m not sure I’m entirely into this look!  Sorry about the slightly wonky expression.

Aunt Karen told me that I look great but I bet she says that to all the puppies!

The green parts kinda go with my fur.  The white goes with my toes but the bright red is a bit of a clash.

Someone said I look like a cross between the Grinch and Where’s Waldo. I don’t know who any of those people are but I’m hoping they are cute.

I CAN SEE!!

If I do say so myself – I am one hot puppy.  Blue eyes; nicely placed ears (one on each side); Hair is coming in good; Good sitting position; barely noticeable white toes!

This would be an appropriate moment to look deep into my eyes and think about all the things I haven’t done yet…

• I haven’t eaten most of your shoes.
• I haven’t soiled every room in your house.
• I haven’t rolled in cow poop and then climbed into your BMW.
• I haven’t pooped in the refrigerator or eaten a whole wheel of cheese (name that movie).
• I haven’t forced you to unnecessarily spend $1,000 on emergency vet trips.
• I haven’t caught a cotton mouth in your pond.
• I haven’t done that funky drag my ass on your carpet thing.

I promise not to do most of those things.  But for now – remember – I am Puppy.  I am Perfect!

OK, I’m ten days old now…Here’s a picture (I’m the cute one on the left) with my brother, Mr Turquoise.   Thankfully, I already have a name – Becky!  The rest of my litter mates sound like the characters from Reservoir Dogs.

Mom has been feeding me well so, like my litter mates, we’re all stacking on the ounces.

Even though I can’t see yet – I was told that some of dad’s white fur made it to my toes.  No problem – I’m going to make a feature of them.

BTW, I’m glad that Mr Trump won the election….There’s only room for one Bitch around here!

ha ha

This really is a “Hello World!” post.

There I was, inside birth-mommy having a great warm and cuddly life with my 6 brothers and sisters.  Then, suddenly, I was outside!  There was a lot of noise…everyone was watching something on TV about a guy called Trump.

Anyway, I am born.  This is me with my birth-mommy, her name is Ally.

I am born

That’s me on the left with the orange band around my neck.  We all look like fuzzy brown potatoes so Miss Karen put those on us so she can tell us apart.

This is me on my own.  I look like a Shar Pei because my skin is bigger than my face.  I promise it will get better.

This is my dad Jake…He’s a Party Doodle.  Lot’s of white fur.  Mom’s genome is strong so brown fur wins – mostly!

Anyway…I’m born…What’s next?